Here are two simple questions:
Do you love Danielle Steel? Yes.
Do you want to SMELL like Danielle Steel? YES!!
It might seem like an impossible dream - Can you actually buy the smell of the best selling author of the modern era? As a great orator once said, “YES WE CAN.” I know you're still thinking this is one of those internet hoaxes like Bigfoot in a freezer or buying real Rolex watches a bag of potatoes but it’s not. Through the miracle of modern science Danielle Steel now comes in a bottle! Just imagine the pure elation of putting on a little Danielle Steel before heading out into the humdrum monotony of the world. Even the imminent collapse of the American financial markets would probably seem less daunting surrounded by the sweet smell of roses, teak wood, runway models, Italian motor exhaust, a soft ocean breeze, the finest silks of the orient, mink furs, leer jets, and newly minted fifty dollar bills. I must admit I can’t guarantee that Danielle Steel the scent won’t smell even better than this because I’m waiting for the perfume to be sold in 5-gallon jugs.
